He is the new Brylcreem boy. Bwahaha.
Now if someone had to chop off his leg with a chainsaw or piss on his cricket bat, that would be someone else inflicting shit on him. But by publicly classifying himself as a gay homosexual and new Brylcreem boy/girl, he’s inflicting shit on himself.
When David Beckham did it, us Liverpool supporters already knew he was a nancyboy. I mean this pic tells a story:
And while we’re here, check out this horrible punny-look-at-us-fancy-advertising-people-we-made-a-funny ad:
Keeps your hair right in the picture. You see what they tried to do there? You see how they failed?
Anyway, let’s not distract ourselves from the point of this, to laugh at Kevin Pieterson until our stomachs cramp and we wet ourselves. Thank you KP, for doing us a favour - we love you.