Friday, October 2, 2009

Roman Polanski’s got balls

It takes a lot of balls to be a film director.

It takes even more balls to be a male film director.

It takes even more balls to be a film director and rape a 13 year old girl and plead guilty and flee the country and survive prosecution for like 30 years and then get gevang.

But this is where real proper steel balls with platinum reinforcements are needed.

I hear via a trusted source (i.e. me) that Roman Polanski is trying to buy rights from Disney, to make Primary School Musical. He’s taking a page out of Barbara Streisand’s book - he’s directing it, producing it, he’s singing the theme tune, he’s writing the soundtrack and he’s the official paedophile for all 6 versions.

He’s also got the rights to produce:

Primary School Musical 2: 2nd grade
Primary School Musical 3: 3rd grade
Primary School Musical 4: Flirting with Mr Harris
Primary School Musical 5: Getting an A from Mr Harris
Primary School Musical 6: Dropping out.

Roman Polanksi’s got balls. But he’s still a disgusting paedophile.

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