Tuesday, October 20, 2009

SAFA's fuckups

Surprise surprise, the most efficient sporting organisation in South Africa has effed it all up.

1st fuckup:

They’ve fired Joel Santana with just 233 days to go to the 2010 World Cup. That’s not much time for the new coach to get the team ready for ze virld kup. They should’ve fired him months ago, nay, they shouldn’t have hired him in the first place – we’ve got manienie-plenty able coaches to do the job.

2nd fuckup:

SAFA probably don’t know that it’s socially unacceptable to fire a leper. Poor Joel’s gonna struggle to find a job now. You don’t do that. It’s like when the mentally handicapped person asks you to dance, you say yes.

3rd fuckup:

Raymond hack and this new guy with a girl’s name said they want a Brazilian, so they went to a ladies’ spa and got a wax.

4th fuckup to come:

They’re gonna hire some has-been foreigner to be the new coach. Apparently, they wanted to get Sir Alf Ramsey, who managed England to World Cup Victory in 1966, but they didn’t know he was dead. So now it’s going to be Carlos Alberto Parreira. Not Gavin Hunt, not Clive Barker, not Jomo Sono, but a Brazilian chop with a world cup medal.

Joel Santana was very upset. In his farewell statement, he blamed the language barrier for his kak results as coach. He said:

“Espero que todos bloqueia em seus galos você monte inútil de linhagens.”


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