Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Hear ye, hear ye

Ricky Martin has announced to the world that he is gay.

Besides the fact that nobody gives a flying fuck, we all knew this from the time he waltzed onto the world stage wearing a pink cravat. As if shaking his bon bon in a toit leather pants with gelled hair and a perfectly-groomed goatee wasn’t enough.

The media would also like to let us know that the polar ice caps are slowly melting and Michael Jackson is dead. Oh, and Man Bear Pig is coming to kill us all. I'm super serial.

Fucking Ricky Martin.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Music quiz: what song is this?




Thursday, March 11, 2010

Man marries a pillow

A man married a pillow. His name was Lee Jin-gyu. She was a big pillow shaped like a human with an Anime character’s face printed on it. And now they are married. Until a new Verimark product do them part.

The Japanese call people like him Otaku which means Nerd. We call people like him either one of:

Fuckshow freak
Man United supporter

But there’s huge controversy in Japan, not because this thing is an inanimate object, but because they slept together before they were married.

He also gave her head.

Now I’ve heard of people who can’t find love, but they normally take up stamp collecting or just kill themselves, which would be the right thing to do, rather than take up much-needed media space with stupid-ass stories about love with inanimate objects.

I’d rather go for an animal if I were him. Lots of people have actually married animals. A Sudanese man was forced to marry his neighbour’s goat after he was caught screwing it. He even had to pay a dowry.

If that was in South Africa, I think it would’ve been a little insensitive for the lobola to be paid in cows.

Check out the other bestiality marriages here.

And check out the guy who had his way with a cow in South Africa here.