Ricky Martin has announced to the world that he is gay.
Besides the fact that nobody gives a flying fuck, we all knew this from the time he waltzed onto the world stage wearing a pink cravat. As if shaking his bon bon in a toit leather pants with gelled hair and a perfectly-groomed goatee wasn’t enough.
The media would also like to let us know that the polar ice caps are slowly melting and Michael Jackson is dead. Oh, and Man Bear Pig is coming to kill us all. I'm super serial.
Fucking Ricky Martin.