The Japanese call people like him Otaku which means Nerd. We call people like him either one of:Whackjob
Fuckshow freak
Polititian
Man United supporter
But there’s huge controversy in Japan, not because this thing is an inanimate object, but because they slept together before they were married.
He also gave her head.
Now I’ve heard of people who can’t find love, but they normally take up stamp collecting or just kill themselves, which would be the right thing to do, rather than take up much-needed media space with stupid-ass stories about love with inanimate objects.
I’d rather go for an animal if I were him. Lots of people have actually married animals. A Sudanese man was forced to marry his neighbour’s goat after he was caught screwing it. He even had to pay a dowry.
If that was in South Africa, I think it would’ve been a little insensitive for the lobola to be paid in cows.
Check out the other bestiality marriages here.
And check out the guy who had his way with a cow in South Africa here.
4 comments:
I think he could have done better
I'd say this article had me in stitches, but that would be bad taste.
I'd say I'm down with that, but the feather's would be offended.
First off, you deserve a big round of "FAIL!", you arrogantly-surnamed bastard...
1) "Politician" - not "Polititian".
2) It should be "Man Utd AND Liverpool supporters"
On the udder hand, what happens to the marriage when the wife's bits start to sag? Is he going to trade her in for a younger model?
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