Monday, April 19, 2010

Braille porn

I tell you no word of lie. A Braille porn magazine has been launched, because single blind people also deserve the right to have a nice wank every now and again.

It's called Tactile Minds and unsurprisingly, it costs £150. Which is a lot of money to feel up something that looks like this:


It's apparently a naked woman in a 'disco pose'. But to us, it looks like Caster Semenya winning the 800 metres.

Lisa Murphy, the woman who had the vision (no pun intended I promise) to create this mag, said: "We're breaking new ground. Playboy has an edition with Braille wording, but there are no pictures." I think Playboy should jump back on the bandwagon soon, because Hugh Hefner turns 108 this year and his eyesight is not what it used to be.

They magazine has been getting rave reviews from the now sexually satisfied blind readers/feelers.

Stevie Wonder had this to say:

"... ..... .. ..... ..... . ... ....... .... ..... ...."

1 comment:

ginger reay said...

ROFL! 'All I want to say to all you out there is '., .,. ,,.,..!'