Born to be an arsehole

God is very good to us. If you’re reading this, it means you have internet access and it’s likely that you are among the more privileged members of society. God Can be good, and mostly is.

But sometimes he can be nasty. Like that time he sent the plagues. And the times he does that natural disaster thing. And the time he gave us Cristiano Ronaldo. And if you haven’t heard by now, he’s cursed us again by allowing Ronaldo to reproduce. That’s right. The world’s most loved/hated citizen shagged some random woman and now he’s got a bebe. A bebe who’s been placed under his care, destined to be an arsehole.

Here's the story from The Telegraph.

What they didn’t tell us is that the baby bears a striking resemblance to Happy Sindane.

And the baby wasn’t pushed out, he dived out, just like his daddy.

His first word is likely to be ‘penalty’.

Please remember the bebe in your prayers.